Tuesday, February 28, 2023

The Chicago Polls are now closed!

Let's see what got elected and what kind of reform we can expect these next four years:

Live Election Results

Paul Vallas vs Brandon Johnson in April runoff!

Matt O'Shea trounces Cummings!

Beetlejuice has scheduled a press conference to concede!

"I never liked any of you mf'ers anyway" 

BEETLEJUICE CONCEDES!

ADMITS BEING OVER IT'S HEAD AT ALL TIMES

IS GLAD IT'S OVER

VOWS TO NEVER RUN AGAIN... EVER



6 comments:

  1. Anonymous2/28/2023

    Brandon Johnson will make Lori Lightfoot look good as sadly Chicago is beyond saving and can only get worse.

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  2. Anonymous2/28/2023

    Just make sure NEVER to say her name aloud three times unless it's in the context of crimes against humanity charges being read.

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  3. Anonymous3/01/2023

    Are they????

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  4. Anonymous3/01/2023

    Keep those bogus mail in ballots coming!!!

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  5. Anonymous3/01/2023

    So two candidates that are endorsed by government employee unions are in the runoff. Who honestly thinks things are going to change?

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  6. Anonymous3/01/2023

    This is the song for last night at the election....
    Johnny Mathis & Deniece Williams - Too Much Too Little Too Late

    Lyric:
    Guess it's over, call it a day
    Sorry that it had to end this way
    No reason to pretend
    We knew it had to end some day, this way

    Yes, it's over, the kids are gone
    What's the use of tryin' to hang on?
    Somewhere we lost the key
    So little left for you and me and it's clear to see

    Too much, too little, too late to lie again with you
    Too much, too little, too late to try again with you
    We're in the middle of ending something that we knew

    It's over
    Oh, it was over

    Too much, too little, too late to ever try again
    Too much, too little, too late, let's end it being friends
    Too much, too little, too late, we knew it had to end

    Ah, it's over
    It's over

    Yes, it's over, the chips are down (whoa)
    Nearly all our bridges tumbled down
    Whatever chance we try, let's face it widened-eye

    It's over (It's over)
    It's over

    Too much, too little, too late to ever try again
    Too much, too little, too late, let's end it being friends
    Too much, too little, too late, we knew it had to end

    And it's over
    And it's over
    And it's over

    Too much, too little, too late to ever try again
    Too much, too little, too late, let's end it being friends

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