I usually wait until about a week before Christmas, then I get into an argument with my spouse and on Christmas eve present cut clippings from the Christmas idea books we get in the mail, explaining that "this was what I was gonna get you for Christmas before you decided to act like such a "b*t*h. It keeps things quiet between us until after new years.
Kwanzee!!
ReplyDeleteI usually wait until about a week before Christmas, then I get into an argument with my spouse and on Christmas eve present cut clippings from the Christmas idea books we get in the mail, explaining that "this was what I was gonna get you for Christmas before you decided to act like such a "b*t*h. It keeps things quiet between us until after new years.
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