A Good Place to Live
Lots a vacant land around 93rd and Ashland?
I'm sure Mayor Sexton would be thrilled to death to have this gangbanger family party place plop down in the middle of the new Evergreen Plaza development. Yep, an all new Chuck E Cheese, complete with magnetometers at the entrance along with security officers, metal detectors and X-ray machines. Just the perfect touch for the area, our ward and the business community that only starting to grow.
Maybe the Sheriff can talk them into locating along 26th Street near the Jail. Just think of the pizza parties he could throw for those inmates who've refrained from throwing feces and bag fulls of urine at the corrections officers.