Sunday, January 17, 2016


Scientist at Chicago State University are studying 19th Ward residents to gauge how soon humans will develop webbed feet.
The thinking is that webbed feet people will soon be spotted at the bottom of the hill along Longwood Drive. This will all be due to the increased flooding that is going to be caused by global warming. (The flooding has nothing to do with the restrictors that were installed in the sewers, nothing at all.)

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/17/2016

    I'm shocked that Chicago State would even ave anyone who could call themselves a scientist.

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  2. Anonymous1/18/2016

    Its interesting to see all these Iranian prisoner exchanges, and think Blagojevich is still in stir in Colorado.

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  3. Anonymous1/19/2016

    Blago clearly pissed off the wrong people in Illinois. Jessie Jr. has been free for how long now??? And he actually COMMITTED the crimes. Crazy.

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