Why do I get the feeling that sizable portion of this story is BS.

 

Hemp jewelry maker, 42, who 'broke into 82-year-old Paul Pelosi's $6 million San Francisco home, and attacked him with a hammer after shouting 'Where's Nancy' - and left him needing brain surgery

• Police said they arrested David DePape, 42, after he broke into the Pelosis' $6million San Francisco home
• He posted crazed right-wing conspiracy theories, anti-Semitic rants and racist slurs online 
• DePape smashed a glass door at the back of the property and tried to tie Mr Pelosi up, according to reports
• He started shouting 'where's Nancy' and cops say he jostled with Mr Pelosi over the hammer before the attack
• DePape grew up north of the border but moved from British Columbia to California 20 years ago
• He lived with nudist activists in the liberal enclave of Berkeley and was best man at a 2013 nudist wedding 
• DePape is in custody and is set to be charged with attempted homicide. Pelosi is set to make a full recovery
  
  Nancy's version of an October surprise. The whole thing is just too simplistic and convenient.
  
  In the event that this really happened, I wish Paul a speedy recovery.