Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Russians are everywhere!

The new FBI director has been named just in time for we are being overrun by Russia spys.

Just a walk around the neighborhood reveals their presence. At the Rock Island stations, in the coffee shops, at the Jewel, CVS, the carwash, at the parks, even at Dunkin Donuts, watching, watching, watching, making list, taking photos, reporting and getting ready. Suddenly, longtime employees at local businesses have been replaced by people that don't talk much but when they do, it is with a strange accent. 

Be sure to lock your doors at night and don't ever open them for strangers. Promptly report all suspicious activity to the 19th Ward Office. 

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous6/07/2017

    Boris and Natashia?

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  2. Anonymous6/07/2017

    A strange man parked at Dan Ryan woods every day. I think he is counting the number of jets landing at Midway.

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    1. Anonymous6/08/2017

      What car?

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  3. Anonymous6/07/2017

    The protective bubble over the 19th Ward doesn't stop them???

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    1. Anonymous6/07/2017

      I think they are focused on the 19 th ward.

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  4. Anonymous6/07/2017

    Well Bridget Gainer claims to have been trained in Alinsky tactics (communist) so no surprise there.

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  5. Anonymous6/07/2017

    I would have considered voting for her until I saw her Alinsky quote. Seriously these 19th Ward Democrat Machine people have become a cult.

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    1. Anonymous6/08/2017

      Too many people owe them their jobs so they keep voting Democrat.

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