The Sad State of My Father's Democratic Party

• We only have 11 years and 10 months before the planet dies from excessive carbon emissions.
• If you like hamburger, too bad, the cows fart too much. 
• If you like to fly to Florida, too bad, take the train. 
• If you like to drive your automobile, too bad, take a bike.
• If you like your house, too bad, we are going to tear it down and get you a new energy efficient house.
• If you make too much, too bad, you don't need all that money when there are hungry people out there.
• Any democrat that doesn't support our policies is going to be put on a list for a primary challenge.